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"Smart Blonde"
Date: Wed, 16 June 1999
From:
"Michael Gray"
A Blonde walks into an appliance store and tells the salesman "I want
that television over there". The salesman replies "Sorry lady, we don't sell to blondes!". She goes home, and in an attempt to outwit the salesman, colors here hair brown. She returns to the store the next day and says "I want that television over there". The salesman again replies "Sorry lady, we don't sell to blondes!"
Now she's really getting upset with his arrogance. So, she goes home, puts on men's clothing, a fake beard, glasses, and a heavy overcoat to hide her feminine shape. She returns to the store, and again she tells the salesman "I want that television over there". The salesman replies "Sorry lady, I told you before, we don't sell to blondes!". In total astonishment she asks the salesman "How did you know I'm a blonde?". He replied "Lady, that's a microwave oven!"
(Guess what color hair I have?----Golden Honey "Blonde!"
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