SO LET'S LAUGH!

"BRAINY"

JOKE # 1) Two men were paddling a canoe up the stream.  They were saying---"VV-BA, VV-BA" until they fell overboard and hit their heads on a bunch of rocks.  This made them loose "half" of their mental abilities.

    They got back into their canoe and again started back up stream  saying---"VVOO-BA, VVOO-BA" when it happened again.  This time they hit their heads on a sunken tree stump, loosing "all" of their mental abilities.

     When they climbed back into the canoe and paddled up stream, they were saying  "OOOF-DAH, OOOF-DAH"--(Hahaha, ......Any of you Scandinavians know what OOOF-DAH means?) 

(Does anyone have any good scandinavian "cookie or bread recipes" that I can have for my recipe pages? NOT TO MENTION JOKES?)

JOKE # 2) A doctor was operating on a man and had to take his brain out for repair.  While he was busy working on the man's brain, the man got off of the long operating table and walked out of the hospital. 

     Frantically the doctor looked all over for the man but could not find him to put his brain back inside of his head. The man was simply gone!

     Years later the doctor saw the man on a street corner and asked, 
"where have you been? I have looked all over for you to put your brain back into your head?" The man replied, "Teaching College!"

JOKE # 1) If a canoe was going down route #1 with it's left front wheel off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle an elephant?

ANSWER-An even dozen, because a motor cycle doesn't have doors!

OOOOOOH, THAT WAS SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK!!!!!!!! ---THINK THAT YOU CAN DO BETTER--SEND IT IN THEN!!! My husband came up with this neat, but stupid, nonsensical joke. Ha, ha, ha!