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CHRISTIAN
JOKES" AND LAUGHS
SO LET'S LAUGH!
"ELEPHANT" JOKES
(I love Elephant Jokes!)
JOKE #1)
Why do ducks have web feet?
ANSWER--To
stomp out forest fires!
JOKE # 2)
Why do Elephants have big feet?
ANSWER--To
stomp our flaming ducks!
JOKE # 3)
Why did the Elephant paint her toe nails red?
ANSWER
--To hide in the strawberry patch!
JOKE #4)
How did the Elephant catch himself from falling off of a cliff?
ANSWER--Wrapped
his tail around a twig!
JOKE # 5)
Why did the Elephant wear his blue sneakers?
ANSWER--His
red ones were in the washer!
JOKE # 6) Why
did the Elephant step on a bag of peanuts?
ANSWER
To get peanut butter!
JOKE # 7)
What happens when an Elephant sits on top of a refrigerator?
ANSWER--I
don't know about you, but I would get a new one!
JOKE # 8)
What happened when the Elephant sat on the clock?
ANSWER-Time
stopped!
JOKE # 9)
What is gray and carries a trunk?
ANSWER-
A mouse on a vacation!
--CAUGHT YOU!---CAUGHT YOU!---CAUGHT
YOU!--
Got any more? I love stupid
Elephant jokes. They are so simple, but they are soooooooooooooooo funny!
GOT ANY GOOD JOKES? EMAIL THEM
IN!
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Please keep them CLEAN an READABLE
JOKES OR HILARIOUS
FUNNY SHORT STORIES WANTED!
Send in your (clean, wholesome, stupid, funny) jokes or stories. We all can use a good laugh! No Copyrighted material please!
If you can "tell" it to your "pastor" and he just laughs his socks off, I want it! "I like funny stupid jokes don't you?" Life is too serious and we all need a good healthy laugh don't we?
I LOVE TO LAUGH AT "STUPID STUFF!"
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