CHRISTIAN
"MINISTRY JOKES"
JOKE # 1) A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts." Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!" Later that day when the Evangelist and her husband were over for dinner. The Evangelist began to feel bad. Holding her head she said, "I have such a terrible headache!" The little girl looked up at her giving her the sweetest smile that any little child could give. Then she said, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!" OOOH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! (GOT ANY MORE?)
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Send in your (clean, wholesome, stupid, funny) jokes or stories. We all can use a good laugh! No Copyrighted material please! If you can "tell" it to your "pastor" and he just laughs his socks off, I want it! "I like funny stupid jokes don't you?" Life is too serious and we all need a good healthy laugh don't we? IF YOU HAVE A FUNNY, LET ME KNOW!
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